Big Lots Soldier 76


 * Blog: ask-joanns-soldier76
 * Owner's Blog: r2em0

Overview
This Soldier 76 works at Jo-Ann's, a retail chain specializing in fabric and crafts. He used to work at Big Lots as the manager after stealing the job from Reaper, but has since decided to follow his dreams in crafting.He offers ass kickings for free in the parking lot, if you successfully kick his ass, you will get 30% off your next purchase.

Controveries

 * Told some fellow Retailwatch blogs that in order to become his favorite child, they must give him a gift. He later confessed that he didn't even have a favorite child and that he just wanted free stuff.
 * Later then proposed that in order to be his favorite, his children must fight to the death.
 * Offcial Callout Post: Here.

Trivia

 * At Big Lots, he made sure that all toys related to farm animals are together, it was his favorite aisle.
 * Feud with Gabriel Reyes started over the fact that Jack lost his half of his "Best Friends" necklace.