Walmart Hanzo (ask-walmart-hanzo)

Walmart Hanzo came into existence in July of 2016. A humble hard-worker, he got his job to pay for dates with McCree and to cover the price of the many arrows he uses. Before getting hired in Walmart, Hanzo killed his brother Genji by stabbing him 57 times and then throwing him into a wood chipper. Don't worry he came out fine. His reasons for murdering Genji changes constantly, one reason being his silly green hair and another becuase he kept changing the channel and hiding the remote.

His brother, Target Genji, got his job in September of 2016 just to spite Hanzo, and the Retail Rivalry was born. Other members of Overwatch and Talon followed suit, and created RetailWatch.

Hanzo works at Walmart in a multitude of positions, but his shift is 2pm-11pm. He asked his manager Matt for an earlier shift when he started but Matt yelled at him so he's content with his current hours.

His first love was McDonalds McCree, who gave him a large Hi-C despite Hanzo ordering a medium. His next spouse was T Mobile McCree, a 820 foot tall cowboy man of cellphone coverage. After his mysterious disappearance into the wifi realm, Hanzo was alone. He met another McCree, Bass Pro Shops McCree. They're love is as undying as the sport of fishing.